I almost shot him.
Popcorn is 6 1/2 weeks old. I haven't shaved my legs in months. When I was pregnant, I wasn't up to it. Now I just don't have the time. I shower sporadically and sometimes, I just rinse becaues I have to get out and get the baby. I literally get in the shower and she screams. So I rub soap on my stinkiest parts and hop back out.
This new baby stuff is not for the faint of heart.